"You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you."
- Herman Blume's speech from Rushmore.
A Man and his Board of Dreams
Any beer he drinks immediately ranks as a Gold Medal Winner in contests around the globe.
He has seen Broken Social Scene so many times in concert that their scene is no longer broken.
His basketball skills are limited to between-the-legs bounce-passes. And he completes every one.
His Men's over-30 soccer team is undefeated...when he wears a headband.
He drives a 1993 Honda Accord with 218,000 miles on it and has scheduled oil changes for it in 2023.
He has read Ulysess so many times that he has retired it from the canon and declared that no one needs to read it ever again.
He once made his own samoas and sold boxes of them to Girl Scouts.
He grew a mustache to raise awareness for Men's cancer and, instead, the mustache raised awareness for itself.
He reduced the study of latin down to learning one essential phrase: sic transit gloria.
He is....the most interesting Man in Plano.
He has seen Broken Social Scene so many times in concert that their scene is no longer broken.
His basketball skills are limited to between-the-legs bounce-passes. And he completes every one.
His Men's over-30 soccer team is undefeated...when he wears a headband.
He drives a 1993 Honda Accord with 218,000 miles on it and has scheduled oil changes for it in 2023.
He has read Ulysess so many times that he has retired it from the canon and declared that no one needs to read it ever again.
He once made his own samoas and sold boxes of them to Girl Scouts.
He grew a mustache to raise awareness for Men's cancer and, instead, the mustache raised awareness for itself.
He reduced the study of latin down to learning one essential phrase: sic transit gloria.
He is....the most interesting Man in Plano.
